Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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