I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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