my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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