theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Naked Twister starts at high noon
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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