speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
