Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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