we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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