We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
How's work?
Spinning.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Randomize
