some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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