my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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