I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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