i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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