No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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