Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
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Do I have a choice?
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So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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