Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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