seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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