You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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