I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I have tasted many bathrooms
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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