great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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