This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
