In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I had to cum in my sink.
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