I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
