you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
we should paint friendship bongs
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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