I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
