I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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