is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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