In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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