someone owes me an orgasm
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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