i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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