I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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