now i know why i became what i already was.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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