would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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