Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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