Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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