im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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