just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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