Can Purell be used as lube?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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