he wants to bone in the snuggie
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I am available for nakedness
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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