I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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