My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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