My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
so much tequila, so little girl.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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