Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Randomize
