i just wanna soil my oats bro
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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