I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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