i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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