you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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