We won't sleep together?
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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