Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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