You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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