I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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