The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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