Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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